Hey. Fuck you. Kisses, Dani.

"Honey- I find it amusing that you pass fashion judgment on other people when you are kind of a scrub yourself. Isn't irony a scream?"

"mlp- I am a junior and have never heard of you let alone seen you, but from the look of your picture you should not be passing judgment either. If fashion is a taste issue you have bad taste. You look like a little jerk who thinks he is a bad ass but doesn't have the balls to actually be one. And I am not being a coward. That is my real profile. I just don't have a blog. That is all. Go ahead and call me a bitch. Doesn't hurt my feelings.

Ashley Nicole- I have seen you and your pretty little face on campus with your nose in the air. You dress like you're from a cliche teen movie. Very "nice and put together" Boring. And I'm sorry if my comment was "quite rude" Life isn't always nice honey. But I guess a little white girl from suburbia like you hasn't experienced a bad day in your life. Except when you didn't get elected Homecoming Queen maybe..."

"mlp- I find it quite comical that you are getting so defensive about me insulting your style when you are apparently a fan of this blog. And you sure got pissey when I gave a little dig to Miss Ashley Nicole. Wish you were fucking the RA Princess?"


Um. Wow. Really?

For the context of these comments, please go over to the Wasteland.

Who the fuck do you think you are, you ignorant hate-monger? Say what you will about me, I could not care less. And say what you will about Marcus, he's a bitch to the core and perfectly capable of putting you back into your place.

But no one, let me reiterate, NO ONE speaks like that about Ashley.

"Ashley Nicole- I have seen you and your pretty little face on campus with your nose in the air. You dress like you're from a cliche teen movie. Very "nice and put together" Boring. And I'm sorry if my comment was "quite rude" Life isn't always nice honey. But I guess a little white girl from suburbia like you hasn't experienced a bad day in your life. Except when you didn't get elected Homecoming Queen maybe..."

Let's break this comment on down, shall we?

"I have seen you and your pretty little face on campus with your nose in the air."
Pretty little face. FACT. Jealous? Nose in the air [would you rather she had a chip on her shoulder and a stick up her ass like you, miss?]. Not so. Spend five minutes with her sometime. It'll change your life. [On second thought, don't. I'm not sure you deserve to know someone as truly kind and genuine as Ashley.]

"Life isn't always nice honey"
You are right, life isn't always nice. That doesn't mean you are obligated to spread your hatred toward those who spend their every waking hour trying to make this world better/happier/friendlier/more compassionate. You wonder why life isn't always nice? It's because of twats like you.

"I guess a little white girl from suburbia like you hasn't experienced a bad day in your life. Except when you didn't get elected Homecoming Queen maybe..."
Suburban white girl. Wow. Please, let's judge people solely by the color of their skin and their socio-economic background. Because that has everything to do with a person's worth. As for her not winning Homecoming queen, it's not Ashley's fault that you're bitter about the fact that you won't even be nominated. It sounds to me like someone hates being a little fish in a small pond. Get a hobby. Do something constructive with your time instead of grumbling because there are others who are better liked than you. Perhaps if you weren't such a raging bitch, you might make a friend or two.

As for your last comment to Marcus: "Wish you were fucking the RA Princess?"
Wish you were the RA Princess he wanted to fuck?

[Insert orgasm here]

OMFG. Oh. Em. Eff. Gee.




PLUS: Homegirl was due THAT NIGHT.

That, ladies and gents, is the definition of swagger.